My Bio
Greetings and Salutations you poor beleaguered bastards!
I know that you are assailed daily on all fronts to abandon your God given balls and become the latte sipping soy-boy beta male of the feminist community’s dreams. The messaging is insidious and pervasive. It is everywhere, from your razor and beer commercials to your children coming home from school spouting their woke teacher’s agenda.
My name is Lance and I am here to tell you that you do not have to bend the knee. You do not have to accept the changes being shoved down your throat by your cross-dressing School Officials (God, don’t get me started on the gender confused Government Officials)! Be a God-Damned Man, and stand your ground. I am here to tell you – because there are so few others willing or able to do so.
As a man, you are the protector; of your family, of your community, of the morals and truths you hold dear, and ultimately you are your own protector. You would never ask a child to protect you. You wouldn’t ask a woman to protect you, unless you’re an idiot. You should be uncomfortable as hell with the Government claiming to protect you – because there is so much there to unpack (note to self, plan a 47-part series on why the Government does not have your best interest at heart).
Okay, I’m back…. Almost got off track there… My name is Lance, and I’m here to say it’s okay for you to be a man. A strong, bold, overprotective mother fucker who looks out for those around him that he cares about. A real son of a bitch who knows his role in society and within his family and lives up to his side of the bargain. In this world where any trace of traditional masculinity has been deemed TOXIC masculinity, you have to lean into it! Be that guy, be a TOXIC MALE ROLE MODEL!
I am Lance, your chaplain, and I will continue to speak the gospel.